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"You lot get taught how to live in this world, we don't get taught how to survive in it."
A Heartbroken actor forges an unexpected connection. A disillusioned voter takes drastic action. A disgraced radio host fights to reclaim his reputation. And as a secret auction begins, hidden agendas come to light.
As these four stories weave together, a sharp and provocative portrait of modern Britain emerges where sex, politics, money, and religion collide in a darkly satirical reckoning.
Cast List:
Rick - Paul Giddings (Outrageous, Kingsman: The Golden Circle)
Sarah - Rachel Burnham (Consent, The Importance of Being Earnest)
Khalil - Demi Idowu (Mr. Bigstuff, Beyond the Sky)
Oliver - Jacob Baird (Murder Most Puzzling, Badtameez Gill)
Julia - Ella Jarvis (Agamemnon, Anna and the Apocalypse)
Hassan - Aaron Thakar (In Frame, Followers)
Nazia - Sasha Jagsi (Straight on 'til Morning, Bin Girl)
Fraser - Fraser Kelsey (Welcome to Thebes, Desperate Wee Gay Boy)
Cindy - Moya Matthews (Make the Cut, Macbeth)
Linda - Maxina Cornwell (Othello, A Streetcar Named Desire)
Under The Table was marked as a bold, genre-defying production
Blending immersive theatre with cinematic storytelling, it delivered a visceral, edge-of-your-seat experience that’s was as unpredictable as it was unforgettable. It stunned audiences with its sold-out run, a Standing Ovation Award Nomination, and a stream of glowing five-star reviews.
At its core was a captivating ensemble and Aaron Thakar’s sharp, witty, and darkly compelling writing; a script that dances between biting humour and chilling tension with surgical precision. Directed by Thakar and Jen Tucker, the play pulled no punches, crafting a world where gasps rippled through the theatre and no moment felt safe. Under The Table didn’t just tell a story, it dropped the audiences into it.























